My dear fellow
travelers,
Charts, radar, eyes and ears - if they all agree, you may proceed with caution.
Mombasa to Djibouti -
it's like a safari, only better. Safari, Swahili for adventure is just what is
in store for you.
B.y.o. weapons! If you
don't have weapons, you may rent them. Don't miss the boat, departures are
prompt.
Their guarantee -
Adventure.
The captain guarantees
at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or they will refund our money. How
can they guarantee that you will experience a hijacking? We sail at 5 knots
within 12 miles of the coast of Somalia. If an attempted hijacking does not
occur they promise to turn the boat around and cruise at 4 knots the entire
length of Somalia.
Crew members can
double as spotters for $30.00 per hour (spotting scope included) and everyone
gets use of free complimentary night vision equipment.
Your captain, Anja (t.i.c.)
The New Spice
Route is an homage to the medieval trade network that connected Europe, Africa,
and Asia, even if today's route has nothing to do with cinnamon, cloves, or
silk. Instead, it's a way on which
trucks and ships shuttle fuel, and food, through a maritime and ground
transportation infrastructure to a network of supply depots, tiny camps, and
airfields part of the US AFRICOM Surface Distribution Network.
There's some good news. A pirate ship in the Gulf of
Aden made the mistake of firing on an Indian naval vessel. The warship quickly
returned fire and sank the pirate vessel, then pursued the survivors when they
tried to escape in speedboats.
The world was stunned by this development. Who even
knew India had a navy?
by air (Branko Airways)
and land (meet Brumhilde)
until we meet again, j'espère.
4 comments:
Very funny girl.
One if by Air
Two if by Sea
but if you get pirated
forget about three
“Tourists don’t know where they’ve been, travelers don’t know where they’re going.” – Paul Theroux
Use travel to regulate your imagination with reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, see them as they are.
Safe journey.
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